Candidate Cliff Notes
John Mark Reynolds allots one sentence for each:
John McCain: This war hero loves his country more than self . . . and that is a great deal.
Mitt Romney: Romney is his father’s son in a time when .
Mike Huckabee: From Bryan’s class, he uses Bryan’s voice to advance Theodore Roosevelt’s politics.
Fred Thompson: He is at least the suit of clothes for the right ideas.
Rudy Giuliani: His political virtues are greater than his vices, and his vices are very great.
Ron Paul: The virtues of limited government are confirmed by even the thought of Paul as president.
Barak Obama: If we had a constitutional monarch with the powers of Britain’s ruler, I would vote for Obama for king.
Hillary Clinton: A nation that elected Harding and Nixon would be sexist to think her character unique in a presidential candidate.
He obviously saves his best zinger for last. . . .